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November 8th: If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today? November 9th: Tried to run some messages after work. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin feckin wet, and I smell like baked cat!! " My wife had to spend the ,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid fecker. What kind of a sick demented feckin idiot would want to live here? " The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..." A young monk arrives at the monastery.
" The wife replied "The bloomin undertaker would be my first guess! " the teacher exclaimed in surprise "You know" explained the boy "I leaned over and went 'Pssssst' and it didnt move!
" A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. " she asked her pupil "Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didnt move! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.
The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy William, we won't be long." Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. " At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. By the time he realized that his son just didn't like the drink, he was so fechin' drunk he could hardly push his stroller back home.
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy,it would never be picked up!
It cost 0 and gets the temperature down to 25, but the bloody humidity makes the house feel like it's about 30. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my feckin arse. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Water rationing will be next, so my ,000 worth of palms just might dry up and blow into the fuckin pool. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,not from the original manuscript.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.
And there, standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer.