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Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention.This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity.In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off. Item Description: An adult male capybara () several thousand miles away from the natural habitat for its species, with bright blue and green fur.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██ Current Status: Shattered in bizarre acapella accident. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1998 Location of Recovery: ████████, Illinois Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.
All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed.
Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion.
Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus.